Otters chasing a butterfly.
(Source: im-cool-like-that, via esexist)
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
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THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
dayum.
that chicken looks sO GOOD
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i h vaent slept everything is funny a dn this pushed me over the line
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what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch BlogsI’ve ALWAYS used J K and L.
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me
you
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I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED
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are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
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sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
I think they want us to pick up where they left off
dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days
why do we always end up here
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Nailed it.
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send me ‘have you evers’ and i will reply with yes or no
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Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
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